love on an elastic string

How do you get a kid to potty train?

The actual Heart Bracelet was one of those from about 1987 – chunky plastic interlocking hearts of all colors strung together on some elastic. Quite a prize for a 3-year-old.

This bracelet was an incentive: only “big girls” get heart bracelets and big girls use the “potty chair”. Eventually the allure of jewelry won out, and to top the plastic prize, Dad had a real gold bracelet waiting too.

Featuring vocals by Gavin Creel. (And buy his album “GOODTIMENATION”.)

love on an elastic string
Words by Stephen Tomac
Music by Brent
Vocals by Gavin Creel
Produced by Brent
(c) and (p) 2005 FatLab Music